Oh, jeez. That's unfortunate.

What in the goddamn hell is this?!

My nuanced take on Alan Dye:

The insanity of this wording—the mere existence of this option—is obviously a consequence of fundamental design failure.

I'm sorry, but it's a crime that scroll speed isn't under Trackpad → Scroll & Zoom, but buried two layers deep in Accessibility.

Which would be worse: if this truly *was* a central consideration, or if it wasn't?