Twitter has, finally, completely broken down for me. But the horde is still strong on Mastodon. Glory to the Khan
Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker
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We are nomadic warriors united by one dream -- by the will of Tengri, we shall anoint JB Pritzker the Khagan of America. @nomads4pritzker on Twitter
@mtsw TSLA to 4.20
INCREDIBLE INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS. THE HORDE GATHERS!!!
How can I quote tweet on Mastodon? How can I fill my insatiable need to dunk on people?
Crossposted from Twitter:
ME: This is a phone. you can call people with it
MARCO POLO: ok
ME: or text on it, or this is Twitter.
MARCO POLO: It’s like little letters. Sure.
ME: yeah. And you can take pictures with it. This is what I ate last night: pasta with tomato sauce
MARCO POLO: Pasta with WHAT
@doubt Your loyalty to the Great Khan of Springfield shall be remembered
@jimbosaurus Yup. I feel like everybody is waiting for something big to happen in order to make the jump