Nikki

@nikkidactyl@mstdn.social
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Today’s #threegoodthings:

☕️ Hubs brought me coffee at work today which was so lovely
💜Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)
💩 The podcast I’m listening to is laugh-out-loud funny - Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding

i stepped in a puddle with my sock webmd am i going to die
I JUST now discovered that I can pair my AirPods with my Chomebook and my mind is BLOWN 🤯
I’ve never understood more the phrase, “youth is wasted on the young”. What I wouldn’t give to be 25 again with the wisdom and confidence of 45 …
The best revenge is finding out FOURTEEN YEARS after a breakup that you’ve been living rent free in their head THIS WHOLE TIME 😂👏🏻

This has been the WEIRDEST week:
1. Megan Fox & Nerf Gun Kelly drama got me like 🫠
2. Dave Hollis
3. AND NOW BARNEY LOOKS LIKE HE GONNA STEAL OUR SOULS?!?

What’s next?! Chinese spy balloons? Train derailments and chemical spills? WHATS NEXT?!

@nikkidactyl It’s not about accessibility. It’s about acting like accessibility matters. PR101
Ok but look. Listen. Why do they show guy singing and not the guy signing? WHY IS ACCESSIBILITY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!
Oh no. Why didn’t ANYONE on this whole round wide world tell me how fucking hot Bad Bunny is?!?

I am not in the mood for … whatever the fuck this is.

*gestures vaguely*