nightslastdream

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i exist to be a scourge upon those who know and love me | editor/proofreader, nerd, and sometimes writer | they/she/he
*flomps on you*
am comfy, so pls do not move. thank mew

Don’t worry—I planned to start moving an hour ago

I haven’t moved yet, but the plan is there

That old curse of "May you live in interesting times." really doesn't fuck around, does it?
Not hating women is free
is very cold right now… pls make sure to keep your KITTEN.EXE warm for proper functioning! kitns and cold do not go together

Prime cancelled, Netflix cancelled. Gonna keep looking for more stuff to cancel.

Anyway, don’t worry about that faint whirring sound, it’s just my media server booting up again

A 19 year old has been given admin access to the core US treasury financial system by Elon Musk’s DOGE.

He goes by the name of ā€œMr. Big Ballsā€ online, is on Russian forums, and has tried to purchase DDoS botnets.

Elon has said sharing this information is illegal, so please do not press the boost button.

https://www.wired.com/story/edward-coristine-tesla-sexy-path-networks-doge/

DOGE Teen Owns ā€˜Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers

Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by ā€œBig Ballsā€ online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.

WIRED
mrrew! meww! mrrr *walks up to you proudly and drops a  at your feet* mew!