IKEA: Hey, you know those two bookshelves with stands we’re delivering to you tomorrow? Yeah. We’re out of one of the stands.

ME: Probably something you should have told me before you shipped the fucking order. What am I supposed to do with two bookshelves and one stand?

I read internet comments on articles that say things like "if only the normal people could prevail in the GOP, the MAGAts and Nazis would have to sit down".

I have bad news. The GOP has no one left but Used Car Dealership Owners, MAGAts/Nazis and Mitt Romney, Mitch McConnell and John Kasich, wondering what the hell happened.

Before sending a meeting invite, ask yourself:

1) Does this person know who I am?
2) Do they know what the purpose of the meeting is?
3) Do they know what the expected meeting agenda is?
4) Do they know what the outcomes of the meeting are?

If the answer is no, don't send the fucking meeting invite.

Maybe you will al..ways...be..
Just a little out...of...reach

Just a beautiful way of expressing a simple sentiment in a small lyric, and we're all better off for Guster's music.