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Two nights of comedy with me and Francesca for sketchfest.

In my ongoing series “When Museum Wall Text is Doing Too Much,” I present, from the @[email protected]:

Yeah bro it *could* be “spectral waste providing shelter for animals before decaying into nutrients,” or it could just be a pile of logs.

If anyone is into this sort of thing I am telling jokes in LA next week.

We attempted the first leg of the #crosstowntrail today but the road to Candlestick Point was flooded. We doubled back and did the McLaren to St Mary’s to Glen Park stretch. In McLaren there was a big ass knocked over tree that busted the concrete and tipped a picnic table.

#nofilter #mclarenpark #philosopherswalk #datenight #crosstowntrailsf

I am hereby eating in Mexico City.
Hey friends! It’s #bandcampfriday ! That means if you buy either/both of my albums on bandcamp today, they waive their % and more money supports that overthought left wing jew dad Comedy that has catapulted me to fame in three neighborhoods. Cop The Whiteness Album and The Nato Green Party for all your comedy needs and gift it to all your friends so I can afford to make another album.
The sky over Las Trampas Regional Wilderness was gorgeous today. #nofilter #EastBay #lastrampas #hikes #parks
My cousin Natalia’s beautiful and Sundance-award winning film Users is screening at the Roxie for one week. You gotta go. She’s doing a q&a on Sunday at 330.