the Lady Finger Cookie was actually Invented as Food for Horses so they would Stop Stealing their Rider's Fingers
fighting preschoolers in pokemon is a weird flex but ok
hey, serious question: what is the minimum number of small tasks you would have to have planned in one day to be freaked out about it, and do you have anxiety?
all of us when we first joined mastodon and saw cummies being talked about
this website is a pvp enabled confessional booth
concept: a tumblr-style block list but it's just a list of everyone who has ever left a public restroom without washing their hands
sometimes I wanna do some toxic coping mechanisms but then I remember Kesha's hit single "Praying" from her 2017 album "Rainbow" and I practice some spicy self-love instead
Lesbian hours are 24/7 babey we out here loving women
my yule log cake looks like a turd but the fungus I piped on it is masterful af