people who type in homestuck are not only not valid, but also deserve to oppressed by the state of alaska
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@machamp
- 8 Followers
- 10 Following
- 47 Posts
kenkuwhat's the point of mastodon if you don't engage in a little bit of friendly communism every now and then?
god already blessed us with cats but then she blessed again with cats 2.0: Pointier Edition and idk how to handle it
why are wasps..... so cute...
TavME: have you seen my credit card?
CHAMELEON, NERVOUSLY, HUNCHING LOW TO THE GROUND: no
ME: ok...then why is it showing up on the pattern on your back?
every time I read a 1920s history book and it references Lucky Luciano the NY-based Italian gangster my amygdala grows fangs and starts gnawing on my cerebellum
a kid who is loud@machamp can't wait for someone to create a fake thebootydiaries account and just lap up those free follows
it's too dangerous to go alone. *reaches into my mouth and pulls out a single molar* take this
it's too dangerous to go alone. take this *flips you a nickel like you're a 1920s newspaper boy*
can't wait for farha thebootydiaries to join mastodon and just obliterate us all