Dance like nobody’s watching, shit talk like an AI-generated summary will be reported back to the subject within 24 hours.
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Andy in Indy
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Exactly what it says on the tin: a code dude in Naptown. Bringing to Mastodon more #Indianapolis content in an effort to attract same. I post what I post.
derPUPEDefending you #SpringBoot #Java app that uses 64GB RAM to return { "status": "ok" }
TayPineapple and pepperoni is the best pizza. I will die on this hill.
Michael W Lucas 
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was not the monster.
Wisdom is understanding that Frankenstein WAS the monster.
Enlightenment is understanding that I, the person who brings this up at every chance in every conversation, am the monster.
Wildstyle PaschallA White supremacists willingness to have a "dialog" with you and explain his bigotry in grand philosophical concepts, revisionist history lessons, and hijacked theology is rooted in HUMANIZING himself, not YOU
Fury said to a mouse
That he met in the house,
"Let us both go to law: I will prosecute you.
"Come, I'll take no denial:
"We must have a trial:
"For really this morning I've nothing to do."
Said the mouse to the cur,
"Such a trial, dear sir,
"With no jury or judge would be wasting our breath."
"I'll be judge, I'll be jury,"
Said cunning old Fury:
"I'll try the whole cause and condemn you to death."
Lewis Carroll, "The Mouse's Tale". Keeps coming to mind as I read legal headlines.
Be safe out there, folks. Treat all guns like they have fentanyl and all drugs like they’re loaded.
Daveography 🇨🇦
Inside every QA tester there are:
- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.2 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>
*touches earpiece* Hang on, I'm getting an update...