I'm sorry for the things I said while I was waiting jorts.horse to load

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little horse jorts
I know, right now you can't tell
But stay a while and maybe then you'll see
A different side of jeans

jooty shorts or booty jorts?

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She said, "Ooh-ooh-ooh"
Kiss me like your horse is wearing jor-or-orts
Don't you be afraid of denim shorts
If you ride it right
You can be that jockey
Yeah, that jockey who
Won't leave your horse without jorts

She couldn’t believe the baby was here. The child was so tiny and perfect. She had never felt such joy and relief in her life. The infant fought hard to come into this world and she was so proud of her. The baby was her miracle. And the best thing, like most healthy babies, she cried tears of perfectly-cooked spaghetti noodles.

I'm a jortsy horse
On a horsey course
Wrapped in denim
Shitposting some venom