Hello, My name is Leopold Hatfield, but everyone calls me Muscles.
I'm the chief medical officer aboard the starship #JupitersGhost. I joined the Space Corps to help make a difference for people who don't always have access to Advanced Medical Care (and also to swindle whomever I can swindle, but please don't tell the Captain.)
I'm selling Moustraps, if you need one. They're 5 replicator credits. I know that sounds steep, but you've got to understand two things: 1) These are artisanal, small batch mousetraps made by the finest antique labor using 800 year old manufacturing practices 2) There are literally thousands of mice infesting every surface on the ship, and if you don't buy a mousetrap from me to protect yourself, you may never sleep again.
Also, uhh, here's a selfie.
[Listen to our adventures](https://intergalactic.computer.
