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A fellow of infinite zest.
Dumb jokes, occasional insights or flashes of rage. Just trying to get through it all with my soul intact. He/him
Q: Why is it called "sir" loin?
A: Because Tender is the Knight.
"First, they came for the transgender, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight and cis because I've read the rest of the fucking poem." – Patrick Tomlinson on Twitter
Q: What do you call a cyberattack on a cloud service provider?
A: AirB&E
I slept funny. Strangely, I'm not laughing at all.
Sinister Cheek: the Left Behind story
Seat cushions: the original stool softeners
Q: What do you call asphyxia in the English countryside?
A: Suffolkation
At a reception in the BPOE hall recently, it occurred to me: this would be a great place for a bachelor party! What could be better than a stag do at the Elks?
Boys do now cry “Kiss my Parliament, instead of “Kiss my arse,” so great and general a contempt is the Rump come to among all the good and bad.
@skinnylatte
Ah. I _did_ misunderstand your post, then. My apologies.