Q: Why is it called "sir" loin?
A: Because Tender is the Knight.
"First, they came for the transgender, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight and cis because I've read the rest of the fucking poem." – Patrick Tomlinson on Twitter
Q: What do you call a cyberattack on a cloud service provider?
A: AirB&E
I slept funny. Strangely, I'm not laughing at all.
Sinister Cheek: the Left Behind story
Seat cushions: the original stool softeners
Q: What do you call asphyxia in the English countryside?
A: Suffolkation
At a reception in the BPOE hall recently, it occurred to me: this would be a great place for a bachelor party! What could be better than a stag do at the Elks?
Boys do now cry “Kiss my Parliament, instead of “Kiss my arse,” so great and general a contempt is the Rump come to among all the good and bad.
I've just got well stuck in to a recent novel by an author I love, and about which I've been hearing great things - and I like it a lot, but I can't help noticing the striking similarities to a novel I first read and loved 20+ years ago (made into a moderately-successful movie, too!) and wondering just how that came to be.