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@morganholleb
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too trans to function
pronounshe/him
placeglasgow
alignmentchaotic bisexual
pals now i'm @[email protected] soz for moving i promise to stay put
this week in therapy i had a revelation about Why i’m into certain sex stuff and it’s really freaked me out, if you’ve got kinks pals ignorance is bliss. kinkshaming myself into oblivion

i will be in charge of the Grumpy Corner, and the best part of the week will be kicked out all the cis people for trans swimming hour

unsarcastically looking forward to that

i can’t wait to go work at this sex party and refuse to have sex with anyone, it’s gonna be a hoot, tooters
im real fun at parties
five years ago vs last month
this isn’t even my final form
@morganholleb don’t worry i am unlikely to get an interview as soon as they see all my shitposting on the birdsite

i’m applying for a job that

pro: would position me to do nhs harm reduction (esp for trans people) on a national scale
con: is with a slimy nonprofit which i hate

pro: salary
con: guilt over being salaried

pro: salary pt 2
con: located in edinburgh boooo

tarot is rigged. they don't even let you bring your own deck to counter their attacks. how are you supposed to win

are the w o r st

but i'm v qualified and the last time i applied to this particular problematique non-profit they wanted to interview me until they learned i needed a work visa but GUESS WHAT BINCHES i have residency now so!