When I become president, I’m going to institute a cabinet level Horny Department

i took my daughter to her orientation at her new school and got herded into an auditorium crammed full of parents and all i could think was "these guys would all lose their shit if they knew im the helldude"

ah so you want me to content warning pictures of my beer but also want to be able to shriek without limit about the perfidy of the slav? explain to me your values