Was half paying attention to what I was grabbing off the spice rack and I just put curry powder into my coffee instead of cinnamon.

It's gross, but I'm still drinking it.

There's a dozen Amazon ambassadors sealioning at me on Twitter because I said their astroturfing campaign was horrific.

~"Hello moonautomaton, We love working here! These labor conditions are da best lol, and we don't want a pay raise."

So now whenever I respond to them I leave the ambassador a link to a "how to organize a labor union" article.
Wonder if having union materials all over their Twitter mentions will get them in trouble with management.