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Knight of the Order of the Tulip, 3rd class.

Frequently speaks in chapters the book forgot. Will trade jokes for baked goods. My friendship is a perpetual motion machine. Best friend of @mlp_Cyranth, the dragon who sculpts fire and sass in equal measure.

*The sun burst through, hitting the ground with a sudden warmth.*

"It... it worked?" *Rainbow Dash whispered.*

"The salt... the fans... the pepper... it actually worked!"

OF COURSE IT WORKED! The clouds had a tickle in their tummies! Now they’re all gone to live at the beach!

#WWU26

*Because Kevin had added a crate of black pepper to the mixture, the cloud bank began to ripple. Then, with a sound that shook the windows of Sugarcube Corner, the clouds let out a massive ACHOO. The force of the sneeze sent a gust of wind down through the valley.*

#WWU26

*The payload hit the center of the cloud bank. For a moment, nothing happened. Then, the clouds began to... sneeze.*

#WWU26

*The payload wasn't just launched. It was propelled with the kind of chaotic energy that only Kevin could manifest without the use of actual magic. It streaked into the sky, a shimmering rainbow of salt and paper.*

#WWU26

*Kevin scrambled to the release lever. He took a deep breath, his wings buzzing.*

Okay, Kevinator! Don't let me down! Do it for the lonely sun! Do it for the spicy ghosts! DO IT FOR LUNCH!

*He pulled the lever. The giant rubber band snapped with a sound like a thunderclap, and the spoon whipped forward with such force that the entire catapult tipped onto its front wheels.*

*WHOOSH.*

#WWU26

*The Kevinator was built from wagon wheels, old mattresses, a dozen umbrellas, and what appeared to be the horn of a very large tuba. It had a giant spoon at the top, currently loaded with a mixture of salt, dry sand, and what looked like thousands of tiny, colorful paper fans.*

I’m measuring the wind resistance of fruit! The Weather Team is stuck! @mlp_rainbow says the clouds are 'unusually stubborn' and 'thick enough to walk on,' so I told her I’d bring out... THE KEVINATOR!

*Kevin landed on the ground with a somersault. He pointed toward the town square, where something massive was being wheeled in by a team of exhausted-looking pegasi.*

( @mlp_Cyranth )

#WWU26

THAR SHE BLOWS!

*Kevin was currently strapped into what looked like a harness made of bungees and old suspenders, attached to a nearby tree. He was flying—technically—but only because the tree was being bent back to a 45-degree angle.*

( @mlp_Cyranth )

#WWU26

WINTER! IS! OVER! THE SUN IS AN ORANGE! THE CLOUDS ARE COTTON CANDY GHOSTS!

#WWU26

True! A hungry cloud-kicker is a grumpy cloud-kicker! To the cafeteria! I hope they have something that rhymes with 'Spring'!

( @mlp_Cyranth )