“Oh, in Australia we don’t call it ‘grounded,’ we call it ‘earthed.’” Fuck off, you don’t need to be special ALL THE TIME

I had neither a white nor green Christmas, but a secret third thing (Sand Christmas)

I’ve been left alone in an exam room at the eye doctor for about a half hour with nothing to do but contemplate the B

I hate my five slow-moving sons

Geared up for winter cycling or Naruto cosplay? YOU decide

Did a cool stunt on my bike yesterday

Latest updates to my project bike: 38mm gravel tires, made possible by some fairly sketchy DIY chainstay dimpling using only vice grips and a positive attitude

My rigorous research indicated it was not going to be raining today

Proud to announce the latest iteration of my frankensteined Miele today received “Cool Bike” designation from the Madison Association of Sinewy Middle-Aged Roadies Stopped Next to You at a Light