steve harvey narrates the process in which god decides if you go to heaven or hell and ruthlessly makes fun of you the entire time asmr

*crying and wailing* crunchy roads take me home

i guess i'm in sad clown mode

i wish i had something to post on here but i never think of anything funny anymore i'm too busy screaming into my secret void box of existential angst

damn girl drop that thing down low like how my mood just suddenly drops down faster than a bullet and then i feel like dying ok sorry this got too real and sorry again for objectifying you i shouldn't have done that

*a regular business day at funimation*
employee: so for this anime, the characters are from europe
boss: *takes a puff of his cigar* where's our fuckin goofy accent guys