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17 yo/Scorpio/Nov 18 2001/ diagnosed with dumb bitch syndrome/nb, any pronouns
hhhh I have a scar across my face that makes me look kinda badass, but the thing is...
I dont know where it came from...
I dont know where it came from...
Me, at 3am: im tired and i should really go to sleep now
Also me: lets listen to 'sweet dreams but with kahoot music is over it' on loop while playing slime rancher instead
Also me: lets listen to 'sweet dreams but with kahoot music is over it' on loop while playing slime rancher instead
News person: There's been a confirmed case of the measles in Alabama
Me; Uh Oh sisters! *gets the measles*
Me; Uh Oh sisters! *gets the measles*
Like basically, the school I go to has been around since the 20s, and he enrolled there in the 60s. And on the first day of school a random girl just beat the principal with his own wooden leg, went feral and literally ran off into the forest never to be seen again. Like, I deadass wouldn't have believed this story if not for the fact I live in Alabama, where literally anything can happen.
Just remembered that one time where my grandfather told me this really fucking wild story about some stuff that happened back in school during the 60s and lowkey it's kinda funny tbh
My bird, whenever she spots a jar of peanut butter: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Someone: *sprays perfume*
[perfume proceeds to come in contact with my skin]
My skin: Uh Oh sisters! *begins breaking out*
[perfume proceeds to come in contact with my skin]
My skin: Uh Oh sisters! *begins breaking out*