Awkward Boomer

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Teaching remedial college English and mediating foreclosure alternatives for the courts until I get my Medicare card. Efforting Zen practice imperfectly. Strikingly poor at posting. 
#hafu #hanbun
Avatar: “Happy Buddha” - buddhamuseum.com
Header: Oceanside pier facing east toward the coming sun. A few anglers try to catch dinner from the relatively calm water.
Time, says Yancha, is but an external construct to which we need not be chained. If we just agree it’s now dinner “time,” we are then free to make it so.
Body snatchers, I’m certain of it.
Puffballs in the late spring sunshine saying hey as I walk to work.
The difference between AI writing and humanoid writing is the difference between these two sources of ramen. Or the frozen burrito I get at the convenience store versus one from the El Toreador food truck across the way. I’ve eaten plenty of Top Ramen, but it’s not the real thing.
Desert flowers are so remarkable. Eking out an existence from dry, hard scrabble dirt, they give us a beautiful reason to pause. I’m already saying my goodbyes.m me oh iminh
Pro tip: a little chopped/drained kimchi on that savory sando for a some spice and crunch. Anyone gives you grief at the lunch table, tell them you’re being edgy and adventurous. Unless you’re Asian, then do what you’ve been doing since kindergarten. Tell them they’re being ignorant racists and to F off. Or just say it’s probiotic.
Morning streetlight shadows. #wabisabi
Hey, bozo. Go to work. How am I supposed to log my 20 hours of sleep if you don’t get out of here? Now.
Thank you, Naturaleza Madre, for capping all the People’s Mountains with some snow. It’s been decades. While we don’t deserve it, we are grateful.