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Unix Berzerker, Pundit on Risky Business, and retired hacker con organiser (Kiwicon!). Would enjoy the cloud future more if AWS was just one big Solaris box, and we could hilari-shell it via SunRPC. 
Was @metlstorm on Twitter.
When you report on Russian cybercrime so long that it starts to rub off on you…

Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?

I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.

And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy.  

No main @riskybusiness show this week cause Pat's got the week off for school holidays, but I just hit the publish button on a special treat:

https://risky.biz/S1KSGSPECIAL01/

Special Edition: Chris Krebs, Alex Stamos and Patrick Gray - Risky Business

Special Edition: Chris Krebs, Alex Stamos and Patrick Gray

same thing across the airport in Wellington at the time, under which all the politicians walk to get to their flights....

I was rummaging for something unrelated in my photos and found I had saved this once upon a time.

I guess this is your reminder that Huawei once tried this on, back when our spooks were contemplating not TICSA-signing-off on the next Huawei powered cellnet.

(In their defence, NZ probably really is this Basic that it shoulda worked. Memgen(DRAKE_🫷👉, “Geostrategic competition” , “sportsball”);

I love that @thegrugq has such mindshare to be used as the name for a throwaway troll comment on @briankrebs site

The only good thing about having to talk about Cisco's stupid bugs in their stupidly named product on this week's @riskybusiness

It puts this in my head for after.... 🤘​

@djm *narrows eyes* at @hawkes you were one of my suspects, but you've never been at qualys. Its a hawkes-unit of some model tho *SUSS*
In case y'all need it for something this week, I'll just leave this here