I am back on Jenny Craig and honestly when I can do exercise again it’s all over for you bitches

I feel like I rediscover mastodon every time I open it

Oh wow this app read my toot back to me which was maybe the best surprise I could ever get at home rather than in the stall in the work bathroom where I usually am.

I’m about to boost a toot all up in this biz

@sporks @[email protected] @Jen_Lee they sell them as christmas ornaments too. they're BeAUTIFUL

guess i'm gonna fight this little girl

having a mental breakdown and idek which social media platform to dump it on