I am back on Jenny Craig and honestly when I can do exercise again it’s all over for you bitches

I feel like I rediscover mastodon every time I open it

Oh wow this app read my toot back to me which was maybe the best surprise I could ever get at home rather than in the stall in the work bathroom where I usually am.

I’m about to boost a toot all up in this biz

guess i'm gonna fight this little girl

having a mental breakdown and idek which social media platform to dump it on

99% sure mathias shaw is tryna fucck me

don't mind me just having a fuckin full blown panic attack bc after the guy came begging at my door somebody is crawling through my ceiling to fix the roof but my brain is still in alarm mode so I guess i'll hide in the fucking closet because that's what my brain is telling me to do