You come into my house and you tell me how to raise my cats?? You don't know SHIT
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@memevvitch
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I am a cat mom and I am VALID
samGeorge: So I boosted her selfie!
Jerry: You boosted her?
George: I boosted her!
Jerry: You can't just go around boosting selfies!
Elaine: Listen, Jerry, it means something different on Mastodon.
Kramer, on his phone: Right! In fact, my whole TL is boosted selfies of beautiful women.
Jerry: You boosted her?
George: I boosted her!
Jerry: You can't just go around boosting selfies!
Elaine: Listen, Jerry, it means something different on Mastodon.
Kramer, on his phone: Right! In fact, my whole TL is boosted selfies of beautiful women.
like Jesus, I "Turn The Other Cheek" to my haters...... the other Butt Cheek!! LOL
@mardiroos
This toot, Sam? It's awful.
This toot, Sam? It's awful.
nihil admirariSome people say that I'm not really a mom just because my children are cats and to them I say, "What right have you to deny me my motherhood! Have I not also changed their diapers?? Have I not also allowed my babes to suckle at my teet??"
wandrew@skrrt_vonnegut Brun O'Mars, he's Irish
The revolution will be led by fucking dorks imho
kim karbdashianHi tooter I get to share these with you here now but I have this app called 1 Second Everyday where the aim is to record 1 second of video of your day every single day then it’s edited together into a 2 minute video. I’ve been doing it a year and a half now and it’s really encouraged me to find some small joy in the every day.
g̹̬l̥̣͍o̺̪̖b̦s̪̼t̗͓̲͉̠̲̤e͕̜̹r̥Y'all ever just c̱ͅo̞̲̮̬͙͚n͚̞̻͓͎͔͔s̻u̼̳̖͇͖̘m̼e̼̥̦͖̩?͕̝͉̱̣