You come into my house and you tell me how to raise my cats?? You don't know SHIT
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I am a cat mom and I am VALID
samGeorge: So I boosted her selfie!
Jerry: You boosted her?
George: I boosted her!
Jerry: You can't just go around boosting selfies!
Elaine: Listen, Jerry, it means something different on Mastodon.
Kramer, on his phone: Right! In fact, my whole TL is boosted selfies of beautiful women.
Jerry: You boosted her?
George: I boosted her!
Jerry: You can't just go around boosting selfies!
Elaine: Listen, Jerry, it means something different on Mastodon.
Kramer, on his phone: Right! In fact, my whole TL is boosted selfies of beautiful women.
like Jesus, I "Turn The Other Cheek" to my haters...... the other Butt Cheek!! LOL
nihil admirariSome people say that I'm not really a mom just because my children are cats and to them I say, "What right have you to deny me my motherhood! Have I not also changed their diapers?? Have I not also allowed my babes to suckle at my teet??"
wandrew@skrrt_vonnegut Brun O'Mars, he's Irish
The revolution will be led by fucking dorks imho
kim karbdashianHi tooter I get to share these with you here now but I have this app called 1 Second Everyday where the aim is to record 1 second of video of your day every single day then it’s edited together into a 2 minute video. I’ve been doing it a year and a half now and it’s really encouraged me to find some small joy in the every day.
g̹̬l̥̣͍o̺̪̖b̦s̪̼t̗͓̲͉̠̲̤e͕̜̹r̥Y'all ever just c̱ͅo̞̲̮̬͙͚n͚̞̻͓͎͔͔s̻u̼̳̖͇͖̘m̼e̼̥̦͖̩?͕̝͉̱̣
They just used the power of sisterhood to vanquish this demonic reincarnated abusive (vampire??) ex and now all the pta moms are using brooms to sweep up his shitty demonic ashes