Melissa Pace

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She/Her/Ma. Writer. Wesleyan University graduate. Sous-vide influencer. Elle knitting editor emeritus. Represented by @elisabethweed at The Book Group.

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This is the best season of cspan…ever.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jonstewart/status/1610705363451494426

Jon Stewart on Twitter

“This is the best season of cspan…ever.”

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Andrew Tate on Twitter

“Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.”

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Guessing the foreign government officials who got some amazing gag gifts while laundering their bribes.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WFKARS/status/1604201283858096130

Daniel “latkes and eggnog” Summers, MD on Twitter

“Guessing the foreign government officials who got some amazing gag gifts while laundering their bribes.”

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President Biden on Twitter

“The Biden Express is up and running.”

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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/salgentile/status/1603597819494932480

Sal Gentile on X

hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates

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Why should I have to change platforms, he’s the one who sucks.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RandBallsStu/status/1603567558468276224

fairytale of new prague on Twitter

“Why should I have to change platforms, he’s the one who sucks.”

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People are always accusing lefties of operating in a bubble, but to me the more significant & somewhat shocking phenomenon is how easy it is for powerful/wealthy people to draw their own bubble around them like a blanket, to hear only what flatters their ego & prejudices.
This would get me swarmed on Twitter but I’m just gonna say it. Democrats, can we please just stick with Joe Biden? Do you think I don’t want a female president? Of course! But can we please learn from the other side for once. Stick with our guy! And unlike them, we actually do get to stick with a winner! NO DEM PREZ PRIMARY!

Scooby Doo, still kicking ass and naming names.

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And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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Voters of Tomorrow on Twitter

“And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!”

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@Supertanskiii me too but also with weeping