Maxx

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Not on cocaine for the good of the nation
MaxxMar 31
The downside to running regularly is that my legs are basically never not tired or sore.
MaxxMar 20
I miss the old Internet. The old Internet would’ve released an open source AI model optimized for generating video of tech CEOs sucking their own cocks months ago. All prompts only result in video of a tech CEO blowing themselves to completion.
MaxxMar 19
I buy my shoes like I buy my wine, by getting the one with the animal on it. Works every time.
MaxxMar 12
What’s up with hella fursuits having nose rings now?
Show threadMaxxMar 8
@janusfox it’s when you get cancelled for just stickin in the tip
MaxxMar 8
Gettin cancelled in Vancouver tonight!
MaxxFeb 25

Me: well, this one is definitely the one to get based on three hours of research

Me: but I’m going to get this inferior one because it’s husky colored

MaxxFeb 23
Don’t let anyone tell you you shouldn’t be drunk on Sunday night
MaxxFeb 23
You know what’s amazing? Dick.
MaxxFeb 18
I just can’t do group chats. They freak me the fuck out.