The downside to running regularly is that my legs are basically never not tired or sore.

I miss the old Internet. The old Internet would’ve released an open source AI model optimized for generating video of tech CEOs sucking their own cocks months ago. All prompts only result in video of a tech CEO blowing themselves to completion.

I buy my shoes like I buy my wine, by getting the one with the animal on it. Works every time.

What’s up with hella fursuits having nose rings now?

Gettin cancelled in Vancouver tonight!

Don’t let anyone tell you you shouldn’t be drunk on Sunday night

You know what’s amazing? Dick.

I just can’t do group chats. They freak me the fuck out.

I really don’t like my job so I have to regularly remind myself how much I don’t miss being broke to keep me going