@maxhyde

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707 Posts
After all these fucking years still just an ass
Good morning. A reminder. #elon #elonmusk #tesla
The lifelong fucking battle between the inevitability of death and the fucking immortality of dumbassery
Trust fall but it's just me hoping to fucking hit the pool floaty
Which came first, the multiple social media accounts or the crushing emotional despair?
Twitter having an X-istential crisis
new Twitter logo looks like a fetish hookup app icon

Me sharks
🀝

Bites things to see if they're
edible

My bumper sticker says β€œMy kid is your honor student’s drug dealer.”
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