@maxhyde

73 Followers
115 Following
707 Posts
After all these fucking years still just an ass
maxhydeSep 6, 2023
Courtney Heard πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Sep 6, 2023
Good morning. A reminder. #elon #elonmusk #tesla
maxhydeSep 6, 2023
The lifelong fucking battle between the inevitability of death and the fucking immortality of dumbassery
maxhydeSep 5, 2023
Trust fall but it's just me hoping to fucking hit the pool floaty
maxhydeJul 24, 2023
Fickle FillyJul 24, 2023
Which came first, the multiple social media accounts or the crushing emotional despair?
maxhydeJul 24, 2023
XSFleaBaggageJul 24, 2023
Twitter having an X-istential crisis
maxhydeJul 24, 2023
Sid πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈJul 24, 2023
new Twitter logo looks like a fetish hookup app icon
maxhydeJul 24, 2023
Christina Mother of SpidersJul 24, 2023

Me sharks
🀝

Bites things to see if they're
edible

maxhydeJul 24, 2023
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My bumper sticker says β€œMy kid is your honor student’s drug dealer.”
maxhydeJul 24, 2023
Low Quality FactsJul 2, 2023
I love bees.
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maxhydeJul 24, 2023
When you need the fucking worst, I am the fucking best