The algorithms are so powerful, I don’t know why the internet is so desperate for me to own a bodysuit but I assume I’m going to need it for battle very soon.
Maura Quint
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@behindyourback on twitter
@kerouac666 your role is to complicate the protagonists life so she can find her soulmate
An angry conservative sent me a note promising to “ruin my life” like that’s some new endeavor and not a project I’ve been devoted to working on for years.
@radosh nothing like the inspiration of sitting in an airport
Nepo baby, my parents didn’t really help me
I’m just an awful smart girl
Nepo baby, so don’t imply that I didn’t fight
Nepo baby, my 54 convertible’s used, not new
I only get one a year
Nepo baby, I have to work harder than you might
Think of all the work I've missed
That one time when I didn’t use my daddy’s list
Im sure I could do just as good
Without my famous folks’ assist
I love the holidays because it’s nice to be fillled with existential dread somewhere other than at work for a bit.
I like Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas because my favorite carols are ones that are a small tone change away from being withering insults.
As a busy career woman who reluctantly moved back to her small town, I’ve had like 3 Hallmark movie romances and let me tell you the post credits scenes are brutal.
@sarahcgchris @jeremy_press oh wait Sarah you have to train mine for me please
The only nice thing about the amount of shit Elon Musk slurps is the thought that maybe eventually he’ll choke on it.