Is it bad that Brian May is my favorite part of Queen
matthew the raven
@matthewaraven
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No one really seems to take advantage of the 500 letter limit on here it's weird shit is shorter than on the other place
I'm living in a fairly new townhouse these days but every so often I think I see something move out of the corner of my eye here so that's gotta be faeries not ghosts right? This place is too new for ghosts.
✭King✭Therapy✭
today was another defeat
Rock StrongoThis migration to Mastodon is Commies Going Their Own Way #CGTOW
Roger on MastodonYou have been visited by the Old Wizard Cat of good fortune. Boost this Toot to bless a stranger.
GarbageApeI promise you, this morning someone at “Wendy’s” is creating a file named “Q4_2018_Mastodon_Strategy.ppt.”
broke brainelets just get passed "tweeting" and "tooting" and just go straight to calling posting "shitting"
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*