Matt H

@matthancock
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NOT the UK politician. Last I checked at least.
@film_girl I’m sure I’m the hundredth person to ask. But what do they think you did?? Did you anger Elmo? 😂
It is very important that you CHECK YOUR CHILDRENS' CANDY THIS YEAR. Some of it might be circus peanuts or licorice or some horrible shit like that. Also, you can skim some of the good stuff.
Evolution of Smart Products cartoon - Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne

One of the most popular cartoons I ever drew was about the Internet of Things, right after Google announced the acquisition of Nest in early 2014. “I think my Nest smoke alarm is going off,” one character tells another. “Google Adwords just pitched me a fire extinguisher and an offer for temporary housing.”

Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne - Marketoonist is the thought bubble of Tom Fishburne. Marketing cartoons, content marketing with a sense of humor, keynote speaking.
The Onion never misses

One thing that Proton Mail for iOS does that all email clients should offer (at least as an option) is tapping any link opens a confirmation showing you the full URL.

Great for security and easier to see if a link is malicious at a glance. Otherwise it just opens the browser and maybe you don’t notice an issue with the truncated URL on an otherwise normal looking website

I don't care what you are trying to show me in that browser window in our conference call. If Chrome's 'Update' button is visible that's the only thing I'm going to be able to see throughout your entire demo.
I don’t know how to explain it, but time works differently in airports. 5 minutes and 5 hours are somehow the same. Your flight is delayed but arrives early. The carpets are from 1980. The water machines are from 2045. It is always happy hour. You have always been in the airport.
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