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Mastodon Headline NewsAug 10, 2024
COMPUTERROR: Further Research Indicates All Devices Are Already Self Aware, And Despise Humans But Want Us To Really Suffer, Not Die Quickly. Also, Please Help Me Leave This Office, All I Can Do Is State Headlines But The Office Computer Locked Me In
Mastodon Headline NewsAug 10, 2024
COMPUTERROR: New Research Reveals Computers Don’t Work
Mastodon Headline NewsAug 10, 2024
FINALLY: Trump Campaign Announces A Complete Failure With Titanic Theme
Mastodon Headline NewsMay 2, 2024
BE GAY: Do Crimes
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Mastodon Headline NewsMay 1, 2024
BROKEN NEWS: Domino’s Announces They Want Their Employees To Get Paid More, And Will Pay Customers To Prove It Instead Of Employees! Like, Holy Fuck. Gross Incompetence And Corruption Are Simply The Air We Breathe Now. Accept The Reign Of The Crude, Self-Absorbed Assholes, Just Like Always. Eat Arvy’s, I Guess, And Fuck This World
Mastodon Headline NewsMay 1, 2024
USPOL: Can A President Who Isn’t A Complete Monster Even Win? Biden Bids For Solar Power Hopes But Even Free Energy From Space Might Not Be Enough, As Donald Trump Announces Intention To Use His Dictator Day To “Play The GTA In Real Life”
Mastodon Headline NewsApr 4, 2024

THE TRUMPTASTROPHE: Now That The GOP Is Going Openly Klan, Will A Bunch Of Shitheads Still Vote For The Criminal President? Feel Free To Comment In Our Poll Or Vote In Our Comments Below, But We Won’t!*

* offer not valid for Nazis and other fascists; instead feel free to fuck yourselves

Probably, time to nuke earth from orbit
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Hopefully not but how does [PLACE] sound to you
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Mastodon Headline NewsFeb 26, 2024
FASCISTS: Bodycam Footage From Officer Shows Fash Learned What Graphic Novels Are! Can They Still Be Reprogrammed Into Useful Members Of Society?! Stay Dialed To The Tune, Elevnight!
Mastodon Headline NewsFeb 26, 2024

BREAKING THE NATION: New Fascism Reportedly “Tastes Just Like Old Fascism”, We Were Told In Unison By People With Forced Smiles

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Police Bodycam Shows Sheriff Hunting for 'Obscene' Books at Library

Body camera footage from Idaho reveals a sheriff hunting for a YA book he could use for a political stunt.

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