Asking for a friend?

No manager competent enough to write that well is going to put anything like that down in writing. Totally fake.

Anyone else thinking that lead pic of the woman at the dual monitors is AI?

I feel seen.

Trump and Hegseth should use AI about it.

That’s a BINGO!

Israel may have pushed him but daddy Putin green lit it.

I have one of these still in the package that I never used. How could they have bricked it? Very curious about this!

Perhaps my joke came off as caustic and I’m pleased that they may be changing course (pressing X to doubt a bit here). FWIW I have 2 MBP at home and 1 at work. I like MacOS over Windows any day, but I’m a realist, not an Apple fanboi. That doesn’t negate the fact that macbooks have been essentially unserviceable for the last 10+ years without specialist equipment or exceedingly costly parts. That’s an objective, easily verifiable statement with repairability ratings all over the internet (linked to Rossman for an example).

And while I recognize the sacasm, yes, I’m pretty happy most of the time! Thanks for that! In all seriousness - thanks and I hope you have a good day fellow surfer!

This is an exceptionally low bar to hurdle.