To all the women and gays out here horned up over Brian Thompson's shooter,

Is he really hot, or do you just hate United Healthcare?

One year later: So anyway now I'm heading to arbitration because to break the lease I have to donate a kidney.

I'm asking for your help, REDDIT, because attorneys keep laughing at me and hanging up, but this is very real.

My landlord is horrible, and I'm okay with losing money, but my kidney...

I didn't realize I was ever funny enough on Twitter to live as a decontextualized screenshot on iFunny.

Mason Pelt System of a Down and Run the Jewels both do that fun lyrical thing that starts with had my pants on my head like a hat" and ends with "the LAPD's refusal to comply in a timely manner with open records requests is a middle finger to the marginalized."

https://ifunny.co/picture/mason-pelt-system-of-a-down-and-run-the-jewels-To1oMqmnB

Too often we live our lives in fear of 'hiding man' when in reality the only thing holding us back is the 'hiding man' in our own minds.

*Private equity consulting voice*

Remember laws are just guidelines and the potential fines are limited in both scope and enforcement.

The FTC brings under 3,000 litigation actions a year, and the FCC hasn't really bothered anyone since Martial Mathers.

Most state workforce commissions are overwhelmed, and the feds will only force the collection of back wages at minimum wage pay rate.

As long as the parties this venture exploits are taken advantage of for amounts under $30k each and exploitation of larger sums occurs only in ways that are confusing and difficult to litigate even by the wealthiest adversary, I foresee no compliance issues with the venture.

The only potential hiding man is the SEC, and a handful of government lawyers in New York.

Now please pay my invoice. Don't eat my face, leopard.