Looks like doggo is getting ready to take flight :)
Last weekend I was getting back to a REALLY dark place again. I stopped at a tattoo parlor on a whim and got this thinking "the coroner would make jokes about someone with a fresh semicolon tattoo offing themselves" and I wasn't cool with that. Sick, I know.
That arm hurts so bad I never felt it. 3/
This is an apparent promotional item for the new NBC hit show Law and Order: SVU (Swine Vice Unit) where they're tasked with cracking down on truffle smuggling and illicit slop rings.
In all seriousness, this monstrosity is something my wife found on an estate sale site.