Casey Monroe

@malgayne
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Wife guy. Online community strategist for nearly two decades. I've worked with Intel, Structure Financial, the Cardano Foundation, Spiceworks, Toyota, Google, Zynga, and Wowhead.com. I try not to keep saying that the problem is capitalism, but the problem is capitalism.
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what if sisyphus got a coin every time he rolled the boulder up the hill and then he could spend his coins in the shop to level up his pushing ability but each time he leveled up the boulder also got heavier so the challenge remains the same despite feeling like progression has been made. and what if he was able to unlock sisyphus minions that could roll the boulder up the hill while he was away. also every time he starts a new roll an ad plays. and also he can choose to watch an ad every time he drops the boulder to receive 2x coins for that round. and also you can buy fun skins for the boulder through microtransactions

This is supposed to be a game about ninjas

This is the first boss

I was like six years old playing this, why was this allowed

Why didn't we think this was weird
This is a game in the Street Fighter franchise

It's just a spaceship, you're not even doing anything

Why are there tubes everywhere

Why did this control panel need eyeballs
Like you want a spaceship? Fuck you, we're going to give it a trachea and teeth
Man I miss the days back in like 1990 when every #scifi #videogame had to be a #Gigeresque nightmare for some reason
It’s the same story it always was. Just buy our book and we’ll show you the secret to wealth. Just invest in amway or leggings or beanie babies or dogecoin or bored apes or a premium subscription to our app and you too can get rich selling useless bullshit to suckers.
And AI art and ChatGPT are being sold the same way. The ideals are all some BS about sentient machines or getting plain language answers from Google but it doesn’t WORK. The ads betray the truth of it: AI is a tool to let hustlers pretend they created something of value to sell.