Man I miss the days back in like 1990 when every #scifi #videogame had to be a #Gigeresque nightmare for some reason
Like you want a spaceship? Fuck you, we're going to give it a trachea and teeth
Why did this control panel need eyeballs

It's just a spaceship, you're not even doing anything

Why are there tubes everywhere

This is a game in the Street Fighter franchise
Why didn't we think this was weird

This is supposed to be a game about ninjas

This is the first boss

I was like six years old playing this, why was this allowed