ⓘ For us (Google) we want to give you the best browsing experience. This is why we want you to use a proper internet browser that allows us to track everything you do, did, or will do.

We scan your web usage to determine your behavioral patterns, your disability profile, political views, sexual inclinations, personal interests, hobbies, fears, dreams, average income, social status, job, connections, likely blood type, stance on post-death organ donation and of course: your favorite color!

This will only be possible if we are allowed to run our bloated JavaScript and use our delicious tracking cookies that follow you everywhere you go!

So, update to a better browser so that you can get tracked today!!