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Moved from Italy to Sweden to embrace my introverted side and discovered pizza with bananas and peanuts on it πŸ˜…

I work in tech, but my dream job is pushing scared skydivers out of aeroplanes.

@foosel tell that to the majority that consumes the slop willingly and happily.

Companies wouldn't do it if they actually lost customers because of it...

@vaidajm lucky! Mine is winter activated and doesn't want to stay inside πŸ˜• long walks at -30 are not fun
@sweetbee.vip I'll be surprised if anyone even gets investigated. Arrests will just not happen...
@babe usually I just say "I make sure I make cars look nice and sexy" because no one wants to hear about CAD, aerodynamics, Venturi effect and the such πŸ˜…
@renchap @hpod16 brilliant! 🀘 Looking forward to it!
@cmconseils your spouse has a decent deadline I'd say πŸ˜†
People often fake being nice, but most people don’t fake being mean. So if they are mean, believe them.
@alice the internet needs more people like that πŸ™
Well, you know you went a bit overboard with the wine when you sit on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on πŸ«