Needs more ‘Elon Musk is so rich that’

I know someone who knows someone who’s friend’s postman had it and he grew a third arm!

Good taste?

I wonder if, while wandering around in the dark, they ever accidentally step on one

Everything the orange nonce does and says undermines everything else. He knows nothing but thinks he knows everything. He’s a profoundly stupid man.

Sooner or later you guys are gonna run out of feet to shoot yourselves in.

Well it is the lowest form of wit

Don’t they already have the death penalty? I think it’s for the crime of being Palestinian. Or a journalist trying to cover Palestinians. Or a healthcare worker trying to help Palestinians.

Maybe it’s ‘tea’. Their internal monologue has a British accent.

Sick burn dude.

All tech CEOs are psychopaths.

I can do it too! This is fun.