@bbcnewsfeed and he was off-side

@simon_brooke @frameworkcomputer The Medieval Londoners page (https://medievallondoners.ace.fordham.edu/occupations/) includes palfreyman, pasteler, paternoster, pattenmaker, paviour, peleter, peller, pepperer, pessoner, pewterer, piecer, pinner, pleader and purser. Of course, the oldest profession of all begins with a "P" ...

@bbcnewsfeed If the USA invades Greenland, can Denmark invoke Article 5 of the NATO Charter?

@Rhodium103 Tripledrive the particle manifesto, overstep the umbilical feed, vindicate the cyberline and roast the hyperfeeds. Maximise the stressfold links! Inculcate the plexidrones! Shatterfry the positrons! Close down the psychedelic lightwave emanators and transfer excess power to the brokendrone pre-fixilators.

@bbcnewsfeed All together now: "You're gonna need a bigger truck"

@lowflyingrocks SH1T! But I guess that would have been well short of an apocalypse if it had impacted ...

@stavvers Whistleblowers sing before they die, like swans

@kevinrothrock How many charging points are there in Chechnya?

@ajlanes We have the Lazy Wind ...

@fanf "Free up 2 gigabytes of memory. And make it snappy!"