Cat pic.
How's it going, eh.
It's probably a good thing I don't spend a lot of time in social media these days (I say while pausing Ars comments).
<looks at smoke advisory>
So glad I still have a lot of KN95s around.
Twitter's press email auto-replying with the poop emoji means you can ask some really funny questions, and then claim that because they replied with a coherent-for-the-question response, it must be the truth.
Exhibit a follows.