AI only exists so my dog can respond to people teasing him with this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I’m loving the live drone footage from the winter olympics. You really get to appreciate how fast they’re moving or how high the ramps are. Proper “pee my pants” experience without trying it for myself.

I think I broke my Labrador… it’s 10mins past his dinner time and he hasn’t noticed 🫣

I’ve got £1.2k left of a use-it-or-lose-it “Remote lifestyle” budget from work to spend by the end of the year where all I pay is the tax on the benefit unless it’s educational or something like that. Do I buy an Apple Watch Ultra 3 for my right wrist to go with the Garmin Forerunner 965 on my left (or switch wrists) or upgrade the Garmin to a fēnix 8 and don’t look like an old man who struggles to tell time so he has a watch on each wrist?

Oh dear 🙊

I love my new lock screen. It feels like my dog is popping out of the screen in a “You called?” kind of way every time I pick up my phone

If you sell a beer brewed with Nelson Sauvin hops from a certain small supplier (you know who you are) in the UK right now, I'll probably buy 6-12 cans of it a week until you run out as this year's crop is tasting amazing and is definitely my favourite hops right now. The two at the front are spectacular and I love how the different harvest times result in different flavours 😋