McRib season is back.
And now to a report from our public affairs correspondent:
Having an affair in public is not a good idea. My wife found out, like, instantly. Back to you, Jim.
This is like the cherry on top of a day full of whiplash for me personally. How tragic.
Cormac McCarthy, author of ‘No Country for Old Men,’ dies at 89 - Variety
https://apple.news/Ahq8YKuPjRM6C6E-vOi1sTw
Cormac McCarthy, a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist who endured decades of obscurity and poverty before film versions of "All the Pretty Horses," "No Country for Old Men" and "The Road" brought him a wide readership and financial security, died Tuesday in Santa Fe, N.M. His publisher, Penguin Random House, said his son John McCarthy announced his death from natural causes. He was 89.
Mrs Schrödinger: [*opening birthday present*]
Schrödinger: [*nervous glance to camera*]