Cryptocurrency was literally criminals saying "You should put your money in the Criminal Bank, we pay great interest" and then coming back later and saying "Oh no, criminals have robbed the Criminal Bank, how could this have happened?"
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"It's a good idea to put money in the Criminal Bank because we don't have to follow all those pesky laws and regulations that real banks do. This is good for you for some reason."
@billyjoebowers But financial expert Matt Damon said it was a good idea!

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Air for Money (Part 2 of 2)

"That is exactly what ‘crypto currency’ is - absolutely nothing. And the only reason it currently has any value is because some very foolish people have been convinced that little balloons filled with original air from the big balloon are worth something.

But of course, just like every day air, it has no special value, and when enough people come out of their temporary daze and realize that, it will all collapse like the house of cards it is.

And in fact we're already beginning to see the end of crypto foolishness, because anyone and everyone is now creating their own new big bags of air and selling small bags from them. Rapidly diluting the illusion of ‘rarity.’

Why?

Because it costs virtually nothing to fill a big bag with air."
SearingTruth

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Air for Money (Part 1 of 2)

"There is a very simple way of describing the truth of ‘crypto currency’, and by extension its utter worthlessness.

Imagine that someone gets a giant hot air balloon and fills it with ordinary air from the sky, and names it ‘crypto air.’

Now, somehow, he convinces others to perform some task to get, or simply buy, very small balloons filled with a bit of air from the bigger balloon. Claiming it's worth something because eventually the big balloon will run out of air and they will be the only ones with small balloons filled with original air from the big balloon. Making their small balloons of air ‘rare.’"
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@billyjoebowers @ahermitforhire Ironically, all the advice I got about bitcoin waaay early on was from admitted criminals, specifically on how to use bitcoin for crime, and was actually really solid advice. Don’t try to store value in crypto, don’t let anyone else hold your crypto, every second your crypto is on an exchange is a risk, all transactions are final, trust is everything so trust no one, nothing is anonymous, paranoia is healthy, etc

@billyjoebowers @memory Matt Levine, yesterday:

If I told you that US venture capitalists promoted a Ponzi scheme that used a cartoon computer game to steal hundreds of millions of dollars from poor workers in the Philippines and send it to North Korea to fund a ballistic missile program, you probably wouldn’t believe me. Unless I said “… using crypto,” in which case you would probably say “oh yeah that sounds about right.”

#MoneyStuff #MattLevine

@billyjoebowers I learned a long time ago that there aren’t shortcuts. Some people can get rich this way, but it’s impossible to tell which. You might as well just gamble.
@billyjoebowers cost me 35 bucks to transfer to my savings account! Coinbase ripped me off!
@billyjoebowers That is the best summary I have seen of crypto. Now they are talking of selling claims on the bankruptcy proceedings. There might be suckers who will actually buy them.

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I think you are a little off,
When you set cryptocurrencies
same as Companies.

And how do you think it went
When the last round of new assets
Was introduced?

@billyjoebowers why are you using past tense?
@billyjoebowers Crypto isn't even really usable as money. It's only good for speculation. So really, it's scammers saying "Hey, we know you're too smart to be scammed, but if you fall for our scam anyway and do it fast enough, you can scam the next guy out of even more money than you pay me!"
@billyjoebowers This is a bad take. Crypto currencies themselves are not inherently evil. What’s evil is the people who orchestrated rug pulls and conning people out of thousands of dollars. Crypto currencies and the blockchain that powers it has legitimate uses. That’s like saying all AI is bad. It is up to how the technology gets used. Anything that people can be evil with, people will be evil with. Before crypto there were Nigerian princes with their emails.
@billyjoebowers analogizing it with a bank is too kind. It was always transparently a Ponzi scheme.
@billyjoebowers The only good use for cryptocurrency is as plot device in cyberpunk fiction.