during my eye surgery
me: wow the lasers. trippy
nurse: have you ever dropped acid
me:
doctor:
nurse:
me: are you a cop
me: wow the lasers. trippy
nurse: have you ever dropped acid
me:
doctor:
nurse:
me: are you a cop
monika full stop
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still ominously gay || she/her
my bestie is sick on her birthday so I'm bringing her flowers and lunch and ladies.... let me just point out I'm single
I am most definitely part of the drama btw
FUCK YEAH THERE WAS DRAMA AT MY BOSS'S BIRTHDAY DINNER
my stepmom said I look hot and I for one am looking forward to finding out if that pops up in therapy in a few years
JulesHappy Labor Day Eve. Don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out for Karl Marx tonight
I changed my dentist and the new one has the "fear of dentists" box which is giving me SOME fear
sepporeading content warnings without clicking them is wild. some are just totally out there combinations, like
cw: food, people losing their tether while repairing space stations and burning up in the atmosphere of the earth
W*ody Al*en's new movie got shelved 😍 😍 😍
my supervisor wants me to share some amusing work stories for our company magazine and I am pleased to announce nothing amusing has ever happened to me at work