This is a line from Maroon 5's "Don't Wanna Know":

"No more hashtag boo'd up screenshots"

I definitely heard "boot up screenshots" & had to think through how little sense this made. So I looked up the lyric.

Then I looked up "boo'd up" on Urban Dictionary.

Anyway, I'm old.

Me: Huh, you know this code is suboptimal, I could probably clean it up a little here.

Me, 15 minutes later: It turns out Past Lee knew what he was doing. *reverts file*

One of my favorite podcasts right now, a legal podcast called Opening Arguments, was something that I discovered because a friend who listens to it heard during a segment where they recognize patrons that someone named Lee Sharpe was a patron, guessed it would be my jam, and asked if it was me.

It wasn't, but the next time they announce Lee Sharpe is a new patron, it will be me.

The question of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" has finally been settled.

@amandathegreat puts the frozen chicken in the pan first and then the egg on top of it when making a chicken omelette.

Them: Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think--

Me: You are a conspiracy theorist.

Me during sex: Hurt me.

Them: Anxiety prevents you from enj--

Me: I meant, like, physically. Not insulting me.

Them: Sex education is terrible in the US so everything I know I've learned through internet memes.