Hello Mastodon I have made Art http://amanda-sharpe.tumblr.com/post/177460059912/weaving-her-glamories-as-she-ethereally-drifts

'Sup nerds

My tattoo is peeling and itchy and I am going to die

Part of me wants to do some art and the rest of me is like "you got a sleeve tattoo on your drawing arm literally yesterday you dumb bitch"

Hello, I just realized I shaved one armpit but not the other today. This is objectively the worst amount of armpit to shave.

Probably the stupidest thing I tell myself on a regular basis is "I don't need to write that down, I'll just remember it." Hey Amanda, you're old and your mental health is fucked, you don't remember shit.

There's a li'l hummingbird that lives in or near the fir tree out back and I love her, she is my friend

Trying to organize a carpool, where I'm driving, and have offered several times to just pick both people up at their own apartments, and we're still having trouble negotiating. I WILL JUST COME GET YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE BOTH OF YOU CAN BUS TO, PLEASE LET ME RESOLVE THIS